The Poultry Princess: No Hitchhikers, I Promise

Here’s the latest from guest contributor, Heide Royer; it’s short but sweet.

Him: Honestly, Heide do NOT pick up any hitchhikers on the road.

Me: I wouldn’t. Hello, I’m a true crime junkie. I’m not trying to be on someone’s podcast. Sheesh. Give me some credit. I can make good judgments believe it or not.

Why do you always feel you have to say stuff like this? Boggles my mind. I’m going into town for groceries. I know there are plenty of strays in America but they can straycay wherever they’re at. Am I right? Straycay. That was good.

Him: Just don’t.

Me: Gosh fine.

Also me:

Heide Royer is the artist behind Heidinmyworld of Art. Her creative passion lies within the animal world and is expressed through her visually compelling artwork. She is also an aspiring writer telling stories of her chicken farm life in a new book entitled “All Cooped Up – My Life with Chickens During A Pandemic”, filled with crazy antics and a lot of fowl play. It’s sure to bring laughter to any poultry loving household.

Thanks to Heide Royer for her story and photos, used with permission.